A MAN WAS SETTING A THE BAR WITH A DRINK IN FRONT OF HIM WHEN A BURLY TRUCK DRIVER TYPE WALKED INTO THE BAR.

THE TRUCK DRIVER TYPE WALKED UP TO THE BAR, SAW THE DRINK AND TOOK IT AND DRANK IT DOWN. THE MAN AT THE BAR STARTED TO CRY AND THE GUY SAID, 'HEY, I WAS ONLY JOKING WITH YOU. IF IT IS THAT IMPORTANT, I WILL BUY YOU ANOTHER DRINK."

THE MAN SAID, YOU DO NOT UNDERSTAND. TODAY HAS BEEN THE WORST DAY OF MY LIFE. THIS MORNING MY ALARM CLOCK DID NOT GO OFF AND I GOT TO WORK VERY LATE. AS I WAS SETTING AT MY DESK, THE BOSS CAME IN AND FIRED ME. I LEFT THE OFFICE AND WENT TO THE PARKING LOT TO DISCOVER THAT SOMEONE HAD STOLEN MY CAR. I HAILED A CAB AND WHEN WE GOT TO MY HOUSE, I REMEMBERED THAT I HAD LEFT MY MONEY AND BILLFOLD IN MY DESK AT THE OFFICE. THE CAB DRIVER DID NOT BELIEVE ME AND BEAT THE HELL OUT OF ME. I STAGGERED INTO THE HOUSE AND THERE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE LIVING ROOM FLOOR WAS MY WIFE AND BEST FRIEND HAVING SEX. I COME DOWN HER TO THE BAR AND WAS SETTING HERE CONTEMPLATING ENDING IT ALL AND YOU WALK IN A DRINK MY GLASS OF POISON.